Instagram accounts that succeed (for some strange reason)

Instagram is great.We know and love it just the way it is, with its eccentricities and absurd accounts.Although sometimes we wonder how Instagram celebrities do to get so many followers, we are hooked on this social network.

And it is that Instagram is much more than gathering a set of beautiful photographs, that can make it even an artificial intelligence.It is a wonderful catalog of incoherent, crazy and curious accounts.And connected, of course.Today we show you some Instagram accounts that succeed (for some strange reason).

A girl who rubs her face for bread

We start strong, just as you have breakfast.With croissants.And there is an Instagram girl who uses her account, @breadfaceblog, to batter her face with croissants and breads of different types and textures.As such.Don't you believe it? Well, there you go:

Why? Why does she do it? , you might ask yourself.Well, nobody knows.Maybe she doesn't even know it.Maybe once He fell on a bun and people laughed, and from there I get the idea.Namely.On his profile he clearly says "giving people something they haven't asked for." Of course, water.

But he doesn't stay there, no.Sometimes he even eats croissants and uploads videos like this, with "eating sounds" included.A jewel.

Little careful male bellies

But we have only just begun.If the croissants are not very disconcerting, the following account is not less.In @collegedadbods you can enjoy hundreds of poorly maintained male bellies .Some even of celebrities.

Although in this account you can also see reproachable male attitudes such as drinking and driving, drinking and fishing, drinking and surfing or drinking and shooting firearms.It leaves us quite badly, of course, but It's a hit.

Men going shopping

Although to make us worse still (to men), the @miserable_men account was created, in which we can observe the unfortunate behaviors of men who go shopping .Not always voluntarily, and openly dissatisfied with the situation.

Despite being a topicazo, it seems that most men are bad companions to go shopping, whether our partner is a woman or another male.It assumes something like a trauma, and we get bored manifestly and publicly, as this account picks up.

This profile gives a good account of this, as well as different degrees of paganism .Some of them bordering on madness.

Barbie all over the world

We continue with topics, this time feminine.With a masexito that no other account is the Barbie of all life, Mattel's account.The account @Barbiestyle, original of the brand, places us in this legendary doll throughout the globe in any kind of situation.

The high quality of the photographs is striking, although chroma is sometimes noticeable.For whatever reason, people love to see the traveling doll and the account succeeds.It has no less than 1.7 million followers.

Penis or vagina shaped

How many times have you asked yourself "That is shaped like a penis" when looking at an object? The truth is that the phallic forms are easy.Enough a cylinder, a disturbed mind (on the Internet this translates to all mind ) and little else.

But the instagram account @dick_a_day goes way beyond simple comparison or casual coincidence.It has no less than 1,173 photographs with objects that really look like penises.

The first time you feel your voice disappear down a wind tunnel he invented, RUN.The first time he refuses to acknowledge an apology, RUN The first time he calls you crazy, RUN.The first time he tells you he can't believe "someone so intelligent" could have the feelings you are feeling and expressing honestly, RUN.The first time you lies, RUN.The first time you lies a boundary and he flagrantly and repeatedly ignores and crosses your boundary , RUN.The first time you feel brain fry confusion and question and our own perception based on the friction between how you're feeling, what you remember, and what he's saying happened (gaslighting !!!), RUN.The first time he tells you nobody else would put up with you or love you, RUN.The first time he makes fun of and denies your basic human needs for intimacy or affection, RUN.The first time he withholds affection as a means of punishment, RUN.@ ashfranroy

A shared publication of look at this pussy (@look_at_this_pusssy) on Nov 13, 2016 at 1:44 PST

Maybe less exact, but also quite similar , we have a collection of photographs that allude to vaginas in @ look_at_this_pusssy.It is curious how both accounts get tens or hundreds of thousands of followers simply uploading photographs of this style.Internet continues to surprise us one more day.

Pareidolia

"Shaped" looks like a guaranteed recipe for success, and generalized pareidolia could not be left out .Pareidolia is a visual phenomenon in which we identify certain (often expensive) shapes in objects They don't have it.Like this one:

In the @pareidoliapic account we have hundreds of similar faces and shapes.Smiling plugs, concrete blocks in panic...the imagination to power.

The leader of the selfie movement

Benny Winfield started uploading selfie photographs a while ago and, as no one had proclaimed himself leader of the selfie movement , he did it.It's something like the King of Instagram but in selfie format.photographs of himself a day, many of them practically identical.

Instagram accounts that succeed (for some strange reason)

It will be because of his smile or the good vibes he transmits, but uploading 2,000 equal or almost equal photographs has not prevented him from getting more than 130,000 followers.Of course, after all we are talking about the leader of the selfie movement .@ mrpimpgoodgame is not just anyone.

Things attached to the beard

Nor is it a Will it Beard (@willitbeard).This account has accumulated since February 2014 no less than 150 photos of a guy who puts things in his beard .Candy, photos of himself same, pencils...any object is likely to end up on his chin.

Suexito has been such that I even take out a video game called Will it Beard-Fun Running Arcade Game in the end of 2016.

Bacon, bacon everYwhere

We close the article with one of the most absurd accounts that exist.It is still starting, since it only has 10 photographs (but 1,229 followers) and it is taken very calmly.And it is taken with bacon.Everything with bacon.

The @baconmagazine account only uploads photographs that have bacon .From typical dishes to tattoos, going through costumes and giant posters.If you wear bacon, it fits into this account.absurd, we know, that's why it's on this list.

Yes, sometimes Instagram seems (and is) irrational, but you have to love it as it is, and sometimes even follow these accounts.Internet is full of kittens and Instagram of weird, curious accounts that give us shame on others .And you, do you know any mediocrely wonderful account to talk about?

Images | iStock/ViewApart, Tomascastelazo, @mrpimpgoodgame

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