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Five Twitter profiles that will restore your faith on the internet

Twitter is already a pretty crazy place in which, sometimes and as Juan Soto Ivars explains, we give free rein to our worst instincts.At times, the most temperate tweeters rethink our presence in this frequented bar by much falton client.In those moments of doubt, and to relax a little, it is not bad to follow profiles to be amazed at the human ingenuity, capable of the most extravagant things, and more when that creativity is accompanied by long hours of leisure.Then we recommend five Twitter profiles that will surprise you and help you recover faith on the internet and, incidentally, in the species. In the worst case, they will encourage you to buy the first plane ticket in the direction of the most recondito and lonely place on the planet, which is not a bad thing either.

Rabbits with things in their heads


We begin this short list-which, of course, we encourage you to complete in the comments-with a marvel of internet that is on the edge of animal psychological abuse, although seeing the protagonists of the images of this tweet profile one it is not enough to know if the rabbits have fun or prepare to pounce on the human that places them in such grotesque situations to nibble their nose as if it were a carrot.The profile is called Things On A Rabbit and goes from that, to putting things on top of a rabbit's head.


Sometimes the combination is frog and rabbit...



FROG pic.twitter.com/T5UyFKhKQx


-Things On A Rabbit (@ThingsOnARabbit) August 3, 2017

...other rabbit with banana...



BANANANANA pic.twitter.com/qDMGVPgloF


-Things On A Rabbit (@ThingsOnARabbit) July 31, 2017

...or, following complex mental processes, of rabbit with flashlight.



FLASHLIGHT pic.twitter.com/us1ecY1Ld6


-Things On A Rabbit (@ThingsOnARabbit) July 23, 2017

The creator of this account also opts for metalanguage in images like this one in which the rabbit holds on the head...another rabbit.



Mini rabbit pic.twitter.com/kIYJt9NyJM


-Things On A Rabbit (@ThingsOnARabbit) November 23, 2016

Movies summarized in 140 characters


The creator @PelisResumidas has undertaken the titanic task of summarizing some of the most popular movies in 140 characters, with the right doses of bad grapes, synthetic capacity, sense of humor and cinematographic knowledge.We begin this review to some of its contributions with one of the most recent releases, Emoji Movie, which does not seem holy of the devotion of the author of this tweet:


Emoji Movie=💩 pic.twitter.com/HlBDEODEMQ


-Movie Summary (@PelisResumidas) August 2, 2017


His version of the acclaimed Titanic is a mixture of clairvoyance and brutal honesty:



Titanic: A woman is harassed by a tramp in public transport and eventually kills him.pic.twitter.com/fwzVvp1nA4


-Movie Summary (@PelisResumidas) July 27, 2017


Sometimes the summaries of the films are mixed in these 140 characters with accurate appreciations about this digital world.They serve as an example of this, these two tweets dedicated to Airbnb and Apple:



The Shining: A family, try Airbnb for the first time and everything goes wrong.pic.twitter.com/n2gmmNO8AC


-Movie Summary (@PelisResumidas) July 26, 2017


Her: A man becomes obsessed with his phone and spends his time talking to him with everyone.


Like any Apple.pic.twitter.com/bI2vGqT9hS user


-Movie Summary (@PelisResumidas) July 24, 2017


And we finish this brief review of @PelisResumidas with this masterpiece of synthesis and film criticism.Very much in favor:



Star Wars: A dyslexic frog convinces a young man to kill his father.pic.twitter.com/GfLGkL1yMN


-Summary of Movies (@PelisResumidas) July 18, 2017

tweets that question the theory of evolution


Einstein said that there are two infinite things: human stupidity and the universe. Well, @AwardsDarwin attests to it in an account that, while paying homage to the father of evolutionary theory , makes us doubt its conclusions.And if not, look at these examples:



Selfie fail.pic.twitter.com/Oj32sKFSRL


-Fail Tube (@failtube_) August 2, 2017


​​Why? pic.twitter.com/cT3ga9nbOw


-Darwin Award🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) July 29, 2017


Play with fire and you'll get burned.pic.twitter.com/G4ApemdpjG


-Darwin Award🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) August 3, 2017


Running on a treadmill in heels nothing could go wrong there.pic.twitter.com/UY2OwFmzEN


-Darwin Award🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) July 29, 2017

The great John Cleese explains it well:



Words of wisdom from John Cleese.# WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/iN3OBsdI2i


-Darwin Award🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) August 2, 2017

We hope that the protagonists of these scenes are still alive and well.


great students...but misunderstood


To recover from such stupidity, let's now take a look at @FunnyschooI, a profile that compiles the funniest answers offered in exams by young people who, often, are rewarded their genius with a resounding zero.Do you know that "Mates's has me mania", "Lengua is having a bad time and pays with us"...The tweets are in English but easily understandable also for those who showed your parents exams this language blaming the teacher for suspense.And sometimes the complaint is justified, as in this first case:



«How's studying going» pic.twitter.com/n2SWL9Ob7a


-Funny School Answers (@FunnyschooI) April 27, 2017


But others, the suspense is deserved and the answers on an exam give an adequate view of the student's ability.In this case, the only word on the well spelled list is "illiterate"...and it makes sense.



how ironic....pic.twitter.com/2vnrpVdWVR


-Funny School Answers (@FunnyschooI) January 25, 2017


In this image, it is not known if the student flaunted faith or poetic capacity when considering that Saturn's rings were a divine present motivated by love for this planet.The professor was not convinced by the definition of that celestial body as a kind of cosmic single.



​​pic.twitter.com/AbfPSTn8qm


-Funny School Answers (@FunnyschooI) January 22, 2017


In situations of doubt it is advisable to entrust a penguin like this, to assure the student that all their answers are correct.What could go wrong?



​​😂 pic.twitter.com/MXcLlsH2w6


-Funny School Answers (@FunnyschooI) July 15, 2015


medieval reactions and today's frenzy


And we finalize this brief list of tweeting bizarreism with Medieval Reactions, a profile that puts a more or less medieval face to reactions of contemporary life because, after all, we have not changed so much beyond tunics, iPhones, calzones of sheep's wool and Hawaiian shirts.


When you are teaching a video that you think is very funny and touch the screen to see how much is left to finish.pic.twitter.com/S1xvDKbshC


-Medieval Reactions (@_MedievalReacts) January 19, 2017



When your parents do not let you leave home because you wear very striking clothes.pic.twitter.com/EhEThGhVRM


-Medieval Reactions (@_MedievalReacts) April 5, 2015



When you try to put the Nordic stuffing inside a cover.pic.twitter.com/ANvnej4Lz1


-Medieval Reactions (@_MedievalReacts) November 18, 2016



When they turn on the disco lights.pic.twitter.com/1Fs3HiIVCR


-Medieval Reactions (@_MedievalReacts) November 9, 2016



When you open the mobile's front camera.pic.twitter.com/UmEaeD8vDm


-Medieval Reactions (@_MedievalReacts) October 12, 2016

And after these laughs, let's go back to Twitter to suffer.

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